I love you like a bikini bottom

Me without you.
It feels like mr. krab lost all his money,
spongebob without patrick,
squidward without spongebob and patrick.
Me plus you.
I love you as much as mr. krab love money,
we're best friend like spongebob and patrick,
but sometimes you makes me mad like patrick and spongebob when they're ruined squidward's peaceful day